I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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