this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
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You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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