Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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