Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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