I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
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do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.