Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website