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a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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