if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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