So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
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I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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