I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
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When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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