Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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