No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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