this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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