Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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