I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
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I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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