im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize