Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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