that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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