We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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