i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
We have so much sex to catch up on
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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