Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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