Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
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My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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