i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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