I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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