ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
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LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
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ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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