Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
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You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
BRING THE BAGELS
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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