yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
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There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
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I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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