the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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