I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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