Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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