the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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