jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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