If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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