so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
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So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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