whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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