I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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