All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
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Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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