I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
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I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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