How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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