That's intense
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
porn star boner night. come get it.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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