Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
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If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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