Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
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Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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