you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
