so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
