Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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