Just cropdusted the office
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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