Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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