Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
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You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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