I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
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So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
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Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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