Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
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I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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