I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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