Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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