i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
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so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
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you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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