Whod you bang
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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