I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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