I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
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Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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